Man Utd Star Wayne Rooney Speaks To MUTV About His Change Of Heart (Video)
By Ollie Irish
What you can’t see in this video is the tail tucked firmly between Wayne’s pale, ginger legs. Neither can you see Fergie just off camera, weighing up a baseball bat in his hand and chewing gum furiously.
And yet, despite Rooney’s ill-judged behaviour, I can’t help but warm to him in this interview. He’s not quite the thick chav we often paint him as – he’s a passionate, ambitious young man who just wants to win. If he can, erm, pick up prossies and, erm, cash along the way, well, erm, that’s, erm, a bonus. Erm.
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ugly player must stay in man utd! this is man utd!
Alex Ferguson promised Wayne Rooney a night club to be built inside OT just like Chelsea are doing at Stamford Bridge, as part of his grovelling to Rooney…i mean 5 year contract!
They’re pulling the Stretford End down and building the new nightclub called “Rooney’s End”. Sources inside OT have stated that Fergie sees this as the only way of recouping back the £250k a week that Rooney is on. Fergie said to his Source: “It’s the only way we’ll be able to get the money back before the c*nt f*cks off to Citeh next year”!
They also stated that Fergie has brokered a deal with Michael Owen on a pay as you play deal, however the finer points have not been discussed with Owen as yet. Fergie is adamant that he’ll be able to get Owen to sign before he advises Owen, that the deal will be to play Rooney at cards inside the new nightclub.
Fergie said to his Source: “I’ll make sure we get the f*cking money back off the little ginger scouse c*nt. Little Mikey Owen will be playing a blinder for us, just like he did when he took the shirt off the c*nt’s back before the world cup in 2006. What few pounds Owen doesn’t manage to sluice off the c*nt at cards, we’ll hire a few Salford & Croxteth slappers to lace his drinks and take him to a new plush room that we’ll have built at the night club and rob him blind whilst he sleeps it off”!
fuck off you greedy fat bastard
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