The Ronaldo circus rolled into Spain today. This afternoon, Ron passed his Madrid medical with flying colours. Carlos Diez, Real’s medical chief, said: “[Ronaldo] is in perfect condition and very eager to start the season as soon as possible.”
No one tells C-Ron he’s in perfect physical condition, of course. He knows it already. In fact, he probably said to Diez, ‘There is no need for this charade. Can’t you see how tanned and gorgeous I am?’
Here’s a video of Ron emerging from said medical, to cheers, screams and general girly giddiness…
C-Ron will be officially unveiled this evening at the Bernabeu, when he’ll really get the rock-star treatment. Video evidence of that on Pies as soon as it hits YouTube, so stay posted.