Cristiano, don’t go… Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
Quote of the day goes to Fergie:
“Those goals from midfield have dried up a little in recent years, so we have to address that. I will be looking to [Ji-Sung] Park, Nani, [Antonio] Valencia, even [Danny] Welbeck and [Federico] Macheda, to contribute 40 goals between them.”
My reaction to this comic gem:
Fergie proves that there’s a very fine line between being optimistic and delusional – that lot will do well to muster 20 goals between them next season, let alone 40.