Kudos are most definitely due to Oxford City, who decided to team up the unveiling of new signing Matt Paterson with a dash over to the retail park for a Big Mac and an Oreo McFlurry…
ICYMI | We are delighted to announce Matt Paterson has joined ahead of the 2017/18 season pic.twitter.com/SyUHAf5jiM
— Oxford City FC (@OxCityFC) June 2, 2017
The unmistakable gangrene-coloured booth upholstery of the local McDonalds.
How opulent.