‘Three-Nostriled Demon Child’ Mascot Terrifies Everybody Before England’s Euro U21 Championship Opener (Photo)

Chris Wright

18th, June 2015

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By Chris Wright

The collective blood of the watching public suddenly ran cold this evening as the camera panned along the England side shortly before their opening Euro U21 Championship group game against Portugal.

The reason? Their eyes had all been met by the cold, dead glare of the ‘three-nostriled Hitler demon child’ stationed among the mascots…

Mother, fetch my silver cross.

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  1. Ron says:

    All the top level dipshits like Bale with those nifty shitball haircuts are to blame for this.

    If I wanted my hair to look that awful, I’d join the military and at least get it for free.

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