The Impossible Glamour Of The Premier League – Blackpool Skipper Charlie Adam Opens A ‘Cheque Centre’
by Ollie Irish | 27th, July 2010
By Ollie Irish

Big Scissors. It doesn’t get any better than that. It’s really all about the Big Scissors – that and the sponsored Lexus.
I’ve always wanted to open something using Big Scissors. But where can you buy them?



Tags: Blackpool, charlie adam
Posted in Blackpool, Funnies, Photos | 7 Comments »
Here you go…
http://www.goldenopenings.com/ProductPages/Scissors/CeremonialScissors.htm?gclid=CO6suInSi6MCFSc9lAod3SbWYw
Granted they’re a bit steep at $250 plus P&P, but it’s a small price to pay if you want to look like a top professional Premier League footballer.
How much!! (Thanks!) A rip-off. I will make my own.
Shame he’s not in a professional Premier League Team.
@ Stu – Er, he is.
Could be worse, could have been a job centre.
Good on him. Something to do after he finishes with football. You can’t live on that money forever.
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