Cristiano Ronaldo Supports Gay Marriage, Pique Laughs Off Zlatan Rumours

Ollie Irish

2nd, June 2010


By Ollie Irish

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There are no gay professional footballers, of course. Not one. That’s a fact.

Still, the very heterosexual Cristiano Ronaldo (see photo) is fully behind Portugal’s decision to allow same-sex couples to get married. Which is nice. The Real Madrid superstar said: “The Portuguese man that I am, I try to keep informed about what is happening in my country.

“I know the law was passed and the comment it deserves is that we must respect the choices made by anyone, because, after all, all citizens should have the exact same rights and responsibilities.”

Sounds suspiciously intelligent to be C-Ron, but we can’t disagree with the sentiment.

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The whispers about that photo of Gerard Pique and Zlatan Ibrahimovic in a tender embrace continue. Pssss psss psss. Something like that.

Pique claimed last week that the pic was actually taken in March, after both players had left a press conference to promote Pique’s autobiography. Pique also claims that the image was only released at a later date as a bid to fork with Barcelona’s team morale during the final games of the season. That went well.

“We saw it on the television in the dressing room and we were both cracking up in laughter,” the very heterosexual Pique said of the story.

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  1. David Ace says:

    This is a STUPID article. Cristiano Ronaldo is not dumb, nor gay as this article implies. Stupid crap like that is what gives Americans their ignorant reputation.

  2. syndex says:

    full respect to ronaldo he knows he is opening himself up to some stick by having an opinion on gay marrage, its nice to see a footballer actually have an opinion on something.

  3. paiman says:

    Ronaldo was being a dickhead.
    fuck off Ronaldo, gay people shouldn’t be allowed in Portugal.
    they sould be killed.

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  5. Royce says:

    Listen YOU DICKHEAD…. come out of the closet or what ever your proablem is that your hiding from????? and GROW UP!!! U ar a MORON, tell all what youe affraid of?? no you do not have the ball’s!!!! you GUTLESS WONDER…. And Yes MY Name is ROYCE….

  6. Royce says:

    My last comment was directed at paimen NOT RONALDO Pull your head in you Cock sucker paiman, are you an escort????

  7. ted says:

    I dont expect real journalism here of course but:

    >the very heterosexual Pique said of the story.

    how do you know?

    You think, wish and pray that hes straight but you dont know.
    The ‘very’ sounds like desperation or overcompensation.

    As for Crissy’s opinion, they are worht the same as anyone else.
    Some people agree with gay weddings and many more people think that 
    marriage is only between men and women.
    Respect for others opinion is quasi invisible.
    I eat steak, I love ham and bacon. Does it mean that all vegans, jews, muslims and hindus are idiots because they believe that some bogeyman doenst want them to eat delicious food?
    Of course it does!!!
    But that’s their brainwashed opinion: they can have it and I can totally disagree and continue enjoying great food.

    D-i-f-f-e-r-e-n-t opinions.

    You can live togehter, be common law fuckpartners and enjoy benefits… but you will never be man and wife…. those rules arent going to change (but feel free to convince muslims, jews and hindus that homosexuality is normal… seriously, Ill wait) just because guys who want to pork each other want to wear a pretty dress.

    Of course, having a rational discourse is impossible because debating is a dead art and people can not stand the very idea that people have different opinions than they do.
    We have that in the US with anything relating to israel. THere is no ddebate, no discussion, just ‘the way it is’. Dissent from the official party line is forbidden. No, its not forbidden by law but its even more powerful form of thought control than if it was.

    There is only one truth and unfortunately people think theirs is the only one.

  8. Bobo says:

    Wow, there seems to have been a collective sarcasm/humour failure judging by the comments on here.

  9. randomsausage says:

    Ted, Party of Douche.

  10. nicole says:

    how about everyone just chill, laugh at ronaldo, laugh at the hilarious pic and move on? shall we?

  11. Devilish Red says:

    I am sure Ollie was not being very serious through this wholr article, so how about every one just calm down. And I would love to stop his gay rumour by getting married to him…so if anybody has his number…you know what to do ;)

  12. Devilish Red says:

    uh….by “his number” i meant ronaldo…not ollie.

  13. brodie says:

    no c ronaldo is not gay u people are just gelous that he has a life and u dont so get over it u dickheads

  14. iro says:

    The truth of the matter is that. You can’t always tell someone’s sexuality just by looking at them. So Ronaldo could be gay or straight. So the best thing to do is to stop guessing and spreading unconfirmed stories and just wait till he comes out himself (That’s if he’s actually gay)

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  16. roblsnider says:

    men dose guys are realy good players they just have to pruve into the field and let the world spin

  17. bobo says:

    ‘gay people should be killed’


    Nah I’ve got a better idea. Let’s take you out, you t00l. The world would be minus one less moron but hey, who’d be complaining!

  18. Gloria says:

    I always believe that men who are against gay men, at the end they gays too….. The problem they have is they dont want to accept it….. Stupid people…. Leave sexy Ronaldo alone… Gay or not is too hot….

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  20. ,hj says:

    just wanna give a BJ to him,hes just awesom…

  21. Joe says:

    You saying there are no gay footballers right now is wrong because what you should have said is there are no openly gay footballers now people think when someone says they are gay that’s when the became gay that’s wrong they were born gay when people say they are gay is when they are comfortable for people to know there sexuality and also just because football Manley that doesn’t men gay people won’t play it I my self are gay and i love football and lots of other sports just because I am gay that doesn’t imply that I have to be feminine and just because you think rolnaldo looks gay and acts gay sometimes that does not imply that he is gay hopefully I have said enough to make you understand gay people more it is pretty hard when most of the people in the world are narrow minded and think anyone who has a different sexuality to them must have chosen to be because they could never think of liking men.

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