By Chris Wright
Steady as you go there, sunshine
Having paid a handsome fee to acquire him from Porto back at the end of March, Real Madrid finally got round to presenting Danilo, their new No.23, to the public earlier this afternoon.
As is customary at Real Madrid these days, the club’s top brass had the 23-year-old right-back lay on a few kick-ups just to assure the fans in attendance at the Bernabeu that they hadn’t fluffed €31.5million on a complete and utter duffer.
Sadly, the Brazilian blew his big moment in front of the cameras…
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It’s easy to scoff, but he still beat Pies’ record.