Snapshot: Jan Vertonghen Flavoured Full-Kit Wanker Spotted At Supermarket
By Chris Wright
Going out to fetch some Viennetta from Tesco? Best dress for the occasion…

Via the truly wonderful/bloody worrying Full Kit Wankers. Follow them on Twitter @WankersFullKit and prepare to be amazed!

















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Love the woman in the background. You just know she’s in the middle of making a swift change of direction after seeing something so disturbing.
Straight for the choccies…
Why?. Just why?.
I’m convinced most of these are a wind up now. What kind of c**t in their right mind would go out dressed like that?!
He has obviously nipped in for a bottle of drink before football training, give the bloke a break….
He stopped in to get a Gatorade or a bottle of Vodka depending on whether it was before or after he sat on the bench for the full game…
@Eddie Fingers:AMEN!Exactly.
Nothing wrong with that. The ones who find a problem with it are the onew who are the real wankers.
Why so weird? You often see that kind thing if you visit supermarkets around 8-9pm. The guy looks like he,s returning from 5 a side or something. You guys spend too much time sat in front of your pc’s to realise,! Get a life!