Gareth Bale Applies To Copyright Silly ‘Loveheart’ Goal Celebration, Wants To Use It On Shoes, Bags And Umbrellas

By Chris Wright

Britain Soccer Premier League

Though thousands of Japanese schoolgirls beat him to it, Tottenham winger Gareth Bale is attempting to copyright his silly ‘loveheart’ goal celebration after filing a trademark application with the Intellectual Property Office (IPO).

According to the application, Bale plans to use the “Heart 11” logo on metallic and leather products – namely shoes, hats, bags, umbrellas and jewellery.

Here’s the application as it appears on the IPO website…


Just think, soon you’ll be able to own your very own matching Gareth Bale brogues, satchel and key fob set.

What a glorious age we live in.