Pies’ 2014 Christmas Football Gift Guide, No.4: Authentic Tottenham Hotspur Vodka

Chris Wright

2nd, December 2014


By Chris Wright

Our annual in-depth exploration of the endless river of tat wonderful Yuletide treats that your beloved football clubs are willing to hawk you continues apace as Christmas begins to crown over the horizon.

Today we’ve been snuffling through Tottenham’s online superstore, where we stumbled upon a truly fantastic gift idea for the alcoholic Spurs fan in your life: authentic White Hart Lane vodka.

“Personalise with your name and greeting on a large range of labels, each incorporating the iconic Tottenham Hotspur cockerel.

“Each label is professionally designed.”

For just a penny shy of £30, you can have a specially personalised bottle of vodka made up with a name of your choosing slapped across its professionally designed label…


Not a big Wodka drinker? The good news is that Spurs are also more than happy to flog you personalised bottles of champagne, cava, red wine, white wine, rosé and/or single malt whiskey.

Aren’t they good?

Also featured in Pies’ 2014 Christmas Football Gift Guide…

#1: Dion Dublin’s New Xmas Album – “Christmas Presents”
#2: Tino Asprilla Own-Brand Condoms

#3: Official Sunderland USB Travel Adaptor