Rafael & Sylvie Van Der Vaart Meet Their New, Ever-So-Slightly Creepy Waxworks (Photos)
By Chris Wright
He we go folks, the big one that you’ve all been waiting with bated breath for ever since we broke the GARGANTUAN news that Rafa and his lovely lady wife Sylvie were due for a waxing a couple of months back – the big unveil at the Amsterdam branch of the world famous, ever-so-slightly creepy, heat-sensitive, wonky celebrity sculpture emporium that is Madame Tussauds…
Aren’t some of the things that the human race do so very peculiar?




















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Haha, great last line.
which wife is made of wax again?
(Sung to the Addams Family theme)
He’s just as good as Hoddle!
He’s better than Chris Waddle!
His missus is a model!
He’s Rafael Van der Vaart!!!
I thought she was better looking, but now having looked at her horse face…I shall pass.