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Joe Kinnear Delivers Yet Another Priceless Pearl Of Wisdom In Newcastle Match Programme

By Chris Wright

Britain Soccer Premier League

Proud as punch

Newcastle’s beloved director of football, Joe Kinnear, delved deep into his mighty mind to retrieve yet another gleaming pearl of wisdom while outlining the club’s transfer mandate in his notes in the matchday programme for Sunday’s game against Man City, musing thus:

“(We want) to recruit players whose futures are ahead of them, not behind.”

Can’t argue with the logic, can you?

By the way, that sound you hear is the muffled weeping of thousands of exasperated Geordies as they collectively mash their faces into their palms.

(Thanks to F365 for the spot)

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By Chris on January 16th, 2014 in FAIL, Media, Newcastle Utd, Newsnow, Transfers & Rumours. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
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10 Responses to “Joe Kinnear Delivers Yet Another Priceless Pearl Of Wisdom In Newcastle Match Programme”

  1. Joe says:

    No, it’s the sound of thousands of exasperated Geordies yawning at the sight of dead horses being flogged and fish in a barrel being shot. He’s a confused old man. We get it. When it comes to quotes, he’s no more guilty than Sir Bobby Robson, as loathe as I am to put Joe Kinnear in the same paragraph.

  2. Ben says:

    Joe, the quote is funny, it’s on a website that looks at the lighter side of football.

    I say more hilarious Kinnear-isms

  3. Laurence Murray says:

    the man is a baffoon

  4. marajonna says:

    They’ve done brilliantly since his return. I see a statue in the not too distant future.

  5. trootoon says:

    More Geordie bigotry
    I’m sometimes so ashamed to have been born on Tyneside.
    When SBR burbled rubbish it was “Aah wot a canny owld fella”
    Now the vituperation that descends on JFK’s head is embarrassing

  6. Fatash says:

    Where is Joe? last seen heading for Germany? has he got lost, I hope so!

  7. TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
    NEVER EVER MENTION THE NAME OF THE IMORTAL SBR
    IN YOUR LIFE AND MENTION j f*****g kinnear in the same sentence.
    The latter is unworthy to serve our beloved club
    NUFC FANATIC NOOSA AUSTRALIA

  8. Boris says:

    This guy is such a clueless bellend it amazes me he hasn’t had at least two spells in charge of Liverpool

  9. phil says:

    CARE HOME FOR KINNEAR

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