Kaka Shills For Adidas, Scotches Chelsea Rumours, Hoofs Paint-Covered Footballs At Children (Video)
By Chris Wright
In which, during a brief stop-over in London to help flog Adidas’s new line of merch like the good Lord told him to, Kaka takes the opportunity to scotch all those nasty rumours about him joining Chelsea this summer – rumours, indeed, started by his own mother – by telling the press that he is ‘going nowhere’ this summer…
Next up for Senhor Leite? Why a nice, relaxing round of ‘hoofing paint-splattered footballs at fleeing children’ with his good buddy Robin Van Persie to cap the evening off…
Seems like Adidas are taking their ‘Predator’ range a little too literally these days.
Video: Off The Post.
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Is that some sort of weird Brazilian dodgeball? Hoofing balls at kids?
Rich people… Those lucky bastards.
What I would give to have people line up, just for the chance to have a football kicked at their face by me.
This could be on an episode of “To Catch a Predator” right?
Surely kaka is joining chelsea!
Na mate, but the Mirror have heard from nowhere in particular that pele might be moving there this summer..