Kaka Shills For Adidas, Scotches Chelsea Rumours, Hoofs Paint-Covered Footballs At Children (Video)

Chris Wright

19th, May 2011


By Chris Wright

In which, during a brief stop-over in London to help flog Adidas’s new line of merch like the good Lord told him to, Kaka takes the opportunity to scotch all those nasty rumours about him joining Chelsea this summer – rumours, indeed, started by his own mother – by telling the press that he is ‘going nowhere’ this summer…

Next up for Senhor Leite? Why a nice, relaxing round of ‘hoofing paint-splattered footballs at fleeing children’ with his good buddy Robin Van Persie to cap the evening off…


Seems like Adidas are taking their ‘Predator’ range a little too literally these days.

Video: Off The Post.