Lionel Messi Scores Hat-Trick vs Malaga, Commentator Ray Hudson Has Quivering Enormogasm (Video)

Chris Wright

24th, January 2012

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By Chris Wright

As your probably aware, Pies suffered a pretty large hack attack yesterday, knocking us off air for almost the entire day – hence the reason we’re slightly late with this one, but it’s a goody so we hope you’ll forgive the tardyness.

What we have here is Lionel Messi scoring the third goal of an obligatory, barely-worth-mentioning hat-trick against Malaga on Sunday eve – instantly made great by Gol TV co-commentator Ray Hudson (a long-time Pies hero) reaching a point of euphoric climax in the process…

(These are the full highlights, skip to 3:07 for Hudson’s ‘Big O’)

More Ray Hudson magic on Pies…

‘Like Dracula On A Plate Of Liver!’
‘Like Smoke Through A Keyhole!’
‘An Eye For Goal That Would Make Cyclops Jealous!’

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12 Comments

  1. Pkhakheria says:

    “footballing bird of paradise” , Please can we make this a real compliment?

    also “magisterial Argentina” , but we can change “Argentina” to any respective country

  2. Mr. Chopper says:

    Christ, he spouts absolute gold.

  3. Arsenesbrasso says:

    I don’t find the proposition of ‘injecting myself with a footballer’ (even Messi) particularly pleasant but Ray is well on his to becoming the Sid Waddell of football.

  4. Archbishop Betty Snagcock says:

    RAY HUDSON FOR SKY
    RAY HUDSON FOR SKY
    RAY HUDSON FOR SKY
    RAY HUDSON FOR SKY
    RAY HUDSON FOR SKY
    RAY HUDSON FOR SKY

  5. Al says:

    what an absolute tool Ray Hudson is, his crap doesn’t even make sense its just garbled non sensical rubbish

  6. muppets says:

    what a fucking moron.he spouts utter crap. i’d rather listen to some south american tit scream ‘gol’ repeatedly.

  7. topheechrisp says:

    I think we can all agree the Messi is just like Dr Spock!

  8. Jay says:

    Absolute joke of commentator. I don’t like listening to men having orgasms on football matches and this guy is prime criminal for that in every Barca game! Have to agree, the ‘gol’ South American commentary seems a much better option than the moans of Hudson.

    Ray Hudson for Sky?……and I will cancel my Sky Subscription INSTANTLY

  9. Jay says:

    It’s as if he’s trying to show off to his American counterpart commentator that he knows more than him by acting like a plonker in his shrieks!?

    Feel sorry for the American commentator he’s with, trying to outdo him with descriptions and shouts.

  10. Scott says:

    How crazy is it to see an analyst actually have some passion? He’s not everyone’s cup of tea, but I enjoy his excitement. He has a funny description of Ozil, too. Better than that complete idiot Tommy Smyth. The only reason he’s on TV is because he’s quirky and has an accent.

  11. Titus says:

    “Running like he’s got a food mixer down his shorts”… WTF?!? I had to laugh at that one though

  12. __wowza says:

    who was it that said messi cant score with his head again..?

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