Dumbass Reporter Plans To Sue Zlatan Ibrahimovic After Being Clipped By His Car (Video)

Chris Wright

23rd, February 2012


By Chris Wright

Desperate to get away after training to go home, karate kick some beehives for a few hours then feast on raw goat meat, Zlatan Ibrahimovic made a deliberately swift getaway from Milanello yesterday.

However, one incredibly eager/foolish reporter still fancied that she could coax a few words from Zlatan and ventured to stand in the middle of the road, dangling her arm out as the car approached.

Unsurprisingly, she got hit – with the wing mirror of Ibra’s Audi clipping her wrist as he drove past…

According to Gazzetta dello Sport, the injured journo was then ushered inside Milanello to wait for an ambulance to show up and kiss it better, where she apparently told the club’s staff that she was planning to sue Ibra for having the temerity to drive into a dumbass that was walking directly into oncoming traffic.

Zlatan’s legal response was as follows…

Good luck with that Signora.

Video: Dirty Tackle (thanks to Pies fan Purva for the nudge)

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  1. Alex says:

    What Ibra said to the security guard at Milanello yesterday. seriously. “Give me the car keys, so I can run someone else over!”

    fuck i love him.

  2. Steve Clarke's Cerebrum says:

    See, this is what happens when she leaves the kitchen!

  3. sexgod says:

    they also offered her free treatment at milanello but she refused and went to the hospital.

  4. Bruno says:

    It’s a stupid publicity stunt. She works for Corona, a creep in jail, famous for blackmailing stars and footballers with illegal (on private propperty) shots his paparazzi take.

  5. Solihull United says:

    you don’t mess with the zlatan, nor do you try and sue the zlatan!

  6. Red_Devil says:

    As the article states, and seen in the video SHE put her hand on his car, it’s not like he ran into her on purpose

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