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10-Year Old Singer Completely Butchers US National Anthem Before FC Dallas vs LA Galaxy (Video)

By Chris Wright

She may only be 11-years old, but that’s not going to be enough to stop us flagging up ‘aspiring singer/songwriter’ Harper Gruzin’s eardrum-rupturing rendition of the Star-Spangled Banner before the FC Dallas vs LA Galaxy game the other night.

Be warned, it’s definitely one to listen to while syringing molten lava into your auditory canals…

The lead line from Harper’s official website: “Harper’s captivating performances, soulful voice, and ability to write good music will eventually land her next in line to superstardom!”

Who could argue? She actually reminds us of a young Victoria Zarlenga.

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By Chris on July 30th, 2012 in FAIL, MLS, Songs & Chants, Videos. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
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18 Responses to “10-Year Old Singer Completely Butchers US National Anthem Before FC Dallas vs LA Galaxy (Video)”

  1. C says:

    I’ve heard cats in heat that sounded better than that! Yikes!

  2. DangSkippy says:

    FC Dallas. Not DC United.

  3. Mr. Chopper says:

    For “aspiring singer/songwriter” read “shit”.

  4. DangSkippy says:

    That’s not DC United, it is FC Dallas.

  5. Paul says:

    F.A.S.T- Stroke Symptoms

    S-Speech: Is their speech slurred. Poor girl is having a stroke, the only thing missing is the burning forehead which somehow goes unnoticed

  6. Hutchy says:

    i listened up to 18 seconds, but my face was screwing up and my ears were involuntarily closing so i had to leave. but on a positive note, im sure she got paid right?

  7. Spur-vatska! says:

    Next champion of Americal Idol. This backwoods trash is the next wave of US pop talent. Get stoked.

  8. Bubba says:

    Why is she 10 years old in the headline but 11 years old in the copy?

  9. Miguel - NYC says:

    Wow, that reminded me of little miss sunshine’s pole dancing routine, but in really not funny way.

  10. Miguel - NYC says:

    Wow, that reminded me of little miss sunshine’s pole dancing routine, but in a* really not funny way.

  11. Jesse says:

    which team does her dad own? i’m not american or even close and i feel outraged that that is a thing that has happened

  12. johnnyauto says:

    “And This I’ll Defend”

    I didn’t spend three yearsd in the Army to make the world safe for this little darling…

  13. Jarren says:

    Ouch. Bad relay from monitors? Shaky soundcheck? Bad case of nerves?

    She’s up singing the national anthem, she must have good history and therefore a good excuse.

  14. AMERICA says:

    <==== American……

    sad

    angry

    disgusted

    she needs to STFU and stop ruining my countries anthem.

  15. daniel4ing says:

    Which idiot decided to even put her on the pitch? It’s not her fault, she’s just a kid who has been told that she can sing very nicely.

    <– not american

    …but I'm fully aware that the club and the parents are to blame for this dumb shit.

  16. __wowza says:

    well, that was downright treasonous..

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