Neymar Meets Young British Fan, Several Strange And Unsettling Scenes Follow… (Video)

Chris Wright

1st, August 2012


By Chris Wright

It probably shouldn’t be, but everything about this strange and unsettling (especially those eerie freeze-frame eyes at 0:35)…

“Police burst into the laboratory to find several half-naked bodies floating in the blood-specked pool, as if someone had thrown a toaster into a pond full of Koi carp.

“The killer, believed to be an eight-year old ginger child, was found slumped in a high-backed leather swivel chair with a half-ingested Brazil shirt hanging from his mouth, as John Lennon’s ‘Imagine’ played on repeat over the laboratory’s PA system…”

Video: 101GG

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  1. Fabrizio says:

    Yep. You’re right Chris. Eerie as fuck!

  2. plops says:

    He’ll be mercilessly bullied at school for that. He’ll become a trouble causer because of it, then start bunking off school before developing a drug problem and hanging himself before he’s 20.

  3. Anabelle says:

    Plops, Stop talking about yourself. Nobody cares about you.

    The kid is lovely and his father clearly adores the child.

  4. Miguel - NYC says:

    The father may love his child, but it is still a creepy video.
    Maybe the dad is channeling his feelings through the kid, since i am assuming the kid did not edit the video.

  5. Mr Sensible says:

    Bradley Wiggins is totally Rio Ferdinand’s white doppelganger, if Rio was a choc ice and you ate the chocolate part you’d end up with Wiggins.

  6. momo says:

    @Mr Sensible- that’s freaking high-larious!

  7. Toz says:

    This kid’s a tosser because he likes Neymar. That father should lose custody of his child, if it was me, I would do everything in my fatherly right to stamp out any ‘adoration’ for the biggest cunt out of Brazil since Adriano.

  8. Philipp says:

    I hope his daughter isn’t the biggest Sergio Busquets lover…

  9. peter says:

    idk whats weirder, him doing the `chachuchachuchachu` or waving at the players in the pool….they must be thinking…wtf…lol

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