Fiorentina Keeper Emiliano Viviano Drops Almighty Bollock, Wants Goal Disallowed Because Of Fantasy Injury (Video)

Chris Wright

10th, August 2012

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By Chris Wright

In which, during a pre-season friendly between Fiorentina and Galatasaray, Viola ‘keeper Emiliano Viviano drops an almighty bollock, letting Umut Bulut’s innocuous long-range squirt through him and into the net.

Quite rightly embarrassed, Viviano then dives to the floor claiming to have sustained a terrible ‘knee injury’ that prevented him from keeping Bulut’s wimpy tinkler at bay. Committed to the bit, the Italian was then stretchered off with his knee in a brace…

Thankfully, it appears that Viviano survived his horrific ordeal, with Fiorentina coach Vincenzo Montella allaying everybody’s worst fears after the game: “With Viviano there seems to be nothing serious, but the doctor will surely be more accurate than me about that.”

Oh, thank Jesusallahbuddha for that.

Via OTP.

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