Emmanuel Adebayor’s Truly Fantastic Sexalicious ‘Power Horse’ Energy Drink Commercial (Video)
By Chris Wright
Filmed a few years ago, here’s Emmanuel Adebayor doing his level best to sex up a energy drink which, more likely than not, tastes like watered-down turps and also which, in a strange blast from the past, was advertised on the hoardings at Spurs’ Europa League game against Panathinaikos the other night…
Now there’s a face that’s going to haunt your sleep for the rest of time…
“I… have… become… A POWERFUL HORSE!!!”


















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Power Horse is indeed rank. They show that advert all the time during coverage of the footy over here in Qatar. Cheesy doesn’t quite cover it…
Who the fuck likes this guy
I do
@iko
I do