By Chris Wright
This is, without doubt, the weirdest red card you’ll see today – hell, it might even be the weirdest you see this week.
We join the action in the Dutch Cup game between Ado Den Haag and Roda JC, with Roda captain Sanharib Malki receiving marching orders after his boot mysteriously latched onto that of his opponent and clung on for dear life…
Obviously the referee assumed Malki had lashed out at the Den Haag player as it didn’t even cross his mind that he was wearing the world’s most adhesive football boots.
(Thanks to @lambleyjack for the tip-off)