By Chris Wright
In which Argentinos Juniors midfielder Gaspar Iniguez makes an astoundingly poor decision to attempt to slide tackle Boca Juniors’ Cristian Erbes using nothing but his face, resulting in the 19-year-old having to have his front three teeth removed…
Definite shades of John Terry there. Horrific, blood-smeared stains. To make matters worse, Iniguez was duly booked for going in headfirst.
As my old man would say: they’re not all locked up.