Argentinian Football Violence Is Making Lionel Messi Cry, So Bloody Stop It You Rotters! (Video)

Chris Wright

22nd, November 2013


By Chris Wright

Oi! Argentinian football hooligans! Now look what you did! You went and made Lionel Messi cry…

Yep. There’s L’il Leo, quite literally crying for Argentina, in a video to promote his foundation’s new ‘No One Wins’ anti-hooliganism campaign which they are hoping will help put an end to the woeful levels of violence that has engulfed Argentinian domestic football over the past few years.

A very noble cause, undoubtedly, but what Leo and his foundation have unwittingly done here is provide the perfect source material for internet scamps to edit in clips of Cristiano Ronaldo scoring goals galore while tears stream down Messi’s face as and when the Real Madrid man wins this year’s Ballon d’Or.

Mark. Our. Words.