By Chris Wright
With a one and a two and a splutter and a wheeze…
Marco Veratti has spent this past season playing more successful passes than any other midfielder in Europe on his way to a domestic treble with PSG. He also has the kind of alluring azure eyes that have drawn many a beguiled sailor to their deaths upon the rocks of Sirenum scopuli over the years.
He is, however, totally and utterly pap at beat-boxing, as his cringe-inducing attempt during a recent appearance on a French television show duly proved…
In fact, Verratti’s ‘performance’ sounded more like a punctured bouncy castle slowly deflating more than anything else…
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Bomberino Verratti e il suo brutto rapporto con il beatbox. Cosa pensava di fare?
Posted by Chiamarsi “Bomber” tra amici senza apparenti meriti sportivi on Monday, 1 June 2015
In all honesty, we’d probably stick to the midfielding if we were him.
Let’s face it, he’s no Xherdan Shaqiri…