Players have been enjoying stealthy tinkles on the pitch since the dawn of time, so kudos are definitely due to Gremio midfielder Douglas for putting a fresh new spin on the art form.
Before his side’s Copa Do Brazil tie against Fluminense, Douglas had his teammates circle around him to protect his modesty while he voided his bladder all over the hallowed Maracana turf…
Of course, there must have been several toilets within a 100-yard radius, but that wasn’t an option as Douglas obviously prefers to urinate like a cow in a field.