By Ollie Irish
Capello: “And oo is thees balding young man with horse face?”
Stevie G: “That’s Prince William, gaffer.”
Capello: “Ah… ee ees a clown.”
Stevie G: “Yes gaffer.”
I’d like to think that HRH Wills, the acceptable face of the British Royal Family, finds these chats as excruciating and stilted as everyone else. Watch out Rio, William will be “on your case” (groan – is that as street as our Royals get?) if you don’t get better soon. Braaaap! (That’s sooo 2008, sir.)
Painful to watch, almost literally.