Football Songs: Royston Drenthe Releases ‘Jemay-Lee’ – Pretty Awful Rap About His Daughter (Video)

Chris Wright

26th, July 2011


By Chris Wright

Presenting: ‘Jemay-Lee’ by Royston Drenthe – a little ditty about the part-time Dutch full-back’s little girl, which comes off sounding somewhere between ‘Seven Days’ by Craig David and the tinny rap shite you have no choice but to overhear on buses these days…

We suggest you leave the rapping to the professionals, eh Royston?…

Yeah, that’s the shizz!

Thanks to Pies reader Paul for the nudge.

Posted in Songs & Chants, Videos

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  1. Anonymous says:

    he should move to atlanta

  2. Montesquieu says:

    Wow, even Wikipedia claims that he’s a: a Dutch Rapper and footballer who plays for Real Madrid.

    If his Rapping profession is listed first, how shit is he on the pitch?

  3. herewegoagain says:

    Doesn’t Clint Dempsey rap as well? I think he even has a stage-name, Deuce or something…

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