By Chris Wright
In which, in order to hype their upcoming Premier League coverage, most of Sky Sports’ flappy-faced pundits (including Graeme Souness, Butch ‘stay on your feet’ Wilkins, ‘Triffic Redknapp Jnr, Red Nev and ‘Michelle’ Salgado) band together to take on all comers at a 5-a-side tournament, including Kasabian – a beat combo popular on the Hit Parade…
Does it make me want to subscribe to Sky? No. Does it make me want to slap Jamie Redknapp across his genetic anomaly of a face? Yes, yes it does.
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