By Chris Wright
Safe to say that Borussia Dortmund’s injury time salvo pleased this particular German commentator, who was reporting the Champions League action for a regional station last night (the fun really begins when Marco Reus’ 90th-minute equaliser pings in at the 0:36ish mark)…
We’re told by the genuinely German chap, @KristanGRume, who sent us the link on Twitter that the commentator peaks by yelling “I don’t know who scored and I don’t even give a damn!” in the hectic aftermath of Felipe Santana’s 93rd-minute winner.
Brilliant.
Strangely, however, that wasn’t the most apoplectic commentary aired in Germany, with this chap taking the honours (skip to 1:45 for Santana’s winner)…
“TOR! TOR! TOR! TOR! TOR! TOR! TOR! TORRRRRRRR! TOR! TOR!” and repeat to fade.