By Chris Wright
Let’s start the morning with a little fun, shall we? There’s a bag of fresh satsumas in it for the first person to correctly identify just who is responsible for this batch of quotes, in which Player X displays a keen disregard for basic humility and admits that he’d definitely vote for himself to win the Ballon d’Or if the jobsworth pinkertons over at FIFA City Hall would let him:
“If I could I would for myself to win the Ballon d’Or. I am like I am and I am happy with that. To be humble is not good. In Portugal we say that to be too humble is vanity.”
Here’s a little hint to get you started…
Go on, have a guess. We double dare you.
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