Scott Brown with hair is not intimidating

Ollie Irish

15th, July 2020

Exhibit A. Celtic skipper Scott Brown with a shaved head:

Intimidating. Look at that vein in his temple, throbbing with barely concealed rage. The man is a red card on legs.

Exhibit B. Scott Brown with hair (his current look, as seen on his Instagram):

Not intimidating. Hardman membership card, revoked.

Word has clearly got out that Brown has been tamed, because a Rangers pub in Glasgow has mocked him openly as part of its social distancing rejig:

What a difference a hairstyle makes. It’s open season on Broony until he gets the clippers out.

Posted in Hardmen, Horror Hair, Scottish football

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