Exhibit A. Celtic skipper Scott Brown with a shaved head:
Intimidating. Look at that vein in his temple, throbbing with barely concealed rage. The man is a red card on legs.
Exhibit B. Scott Brown with hair (his current look, as seen on his Instagram):
Not intimidating. Hardman membership card, revoked.
Word has clearly got out that Brown has been tamed, because a Rangers pub in Glasgow has mocked him openly as part of its social distancing rejig:
What a difference a hairstyle makes. It’s open season on Broony until he gets the clippers out.