Brown Alert: Porto’s Manure-Coloured New Balance 2015/16 Away Kit Is Yuck…Just Yuck! (Photo)

Chris Wright

22nd, June 2015


By Chris Wright

Looking like a pile of horse manure steaming at the side of the road on a warm day, here’s Porto’s horrendous new 2015/16 away kit from New Balance…

Yuck! It’s a shit kit, quite literally – in that it looks like a stool sample.

And to think, Porto’s new home strip is actually rather lovely.

We’re getting subtle shades of Coventry City’s risible 1978 away kit here, and nobody wants that.