While Cristiano Ronaldo is stuck hawking his various lines of luxury underpants and overpriced gentlemen’s fragrances, Lionel Messi has managed to snag the endorsement deal that all the high rollers were chasing.
Down in Australia, Messi has put his name to a great new kids game called ‘Footbubbles’, which are basically special socks that allow you to do keepy-uppies with, you guessed it, bubbles!
Why not, y’know, just buy a football instead?