With the geese sufficiently corpulent and the big day crowning on the horizon, Pies are once again here to help with our annual Christmas Football Gift Guide.
Perfect for the FC Zurich fan in your life with the drab, old, depressingly generic sink plug – it’s the official FC Zurich replacement club crest sink plug!
What’s more, it could be yours for the low, low price of just 19 Swiss franc (a shade under £15, not including P&P) from the official FCZ online store…
It’s the gift that keeps on giving stops water escaping from your washbasin.
Pies’ 2016 Christmas Football Gift Guide…
No.1: Yeovil Town Cigarette Lighter
No.2: Hartlepool United Temporary Sailor Tattoos
This way for more Christmas gift ideas from Pies’ groaning archives.