I didn’t think Newcastle Utd could do anything more to shore up their status as the biggest laughing stock in British football, but then I didn’t count on their new away kit, which is frankly hilarious/eye-burningly vile. Two shades of yellow? Mmmm, delicious.
Someone at Adidas obviously has a wicked sense of humour, especially given how many Newcastle players played like yellow-bellied cowards last season.
Bonus Shit Lookalike below…
In a chilling twist, it looks like both Habib Beye and Steven Taylor (the models for the new kit) could leave the club this summer. God bless you Newcastle.
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