By Ollie Irish
Leave poor Nando alone – he’s not David Beckham, he’s not C-Ron; he’s a simple boy who happens to a) look like a wonder horse, and b) be a world-class striker. Let him get on with his job. Oh… what’s that? He’s injured. Again!? Sorry. As you were…
Mental! But at the end of the day, Brian, Coke still pisses on Pepsi. We know this.
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