One is a mystical snow-capped peak, rising high above the cloud line and quite clearly visible from space.
The other is some old mountain near Tokyo…
Seriously, Adam Lallana’s look for the new season is not… erm… that good. Looks like he’s carrying a miniature abandoned campfire on top of his head.
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