By Chris Wright
#ASKJESUS: Got a question for @JNavas? We’re sitting down with him today so get them in now! #mcfc pic.twitter.com/Slr8XcM9TA
— Manchester City FC (@MCFC) July 28, 2014
We can only assume that they knew exactly what they were doing, but earlier today Manchester City held a Twitter-based Q&A session with Jesus Navas, inviting City fans to submit their questions to the Spanish winger using the “#AskJesus” hashtag.
Fairly predictably, pandemonium ensued, with Biblical puns aplenty as fans from across the world had their fun…
#ASKJESUS @MCFC @JNavas With book sales gently declining over the past decade, is there any chance of a New New Testament?
— i.am.dicklaw™ (@AsTallAsHerEyes) July 28, 2014
#AskJesus How do you feel when you lose and get crucified in the papers?
— Cheesy Banjo (@CheesyBanjo) July 28, 2014
@BeardedGenius @MCFC What does Chicharito REALLY say to you before kick-off? #askjesus
— Patrick Willis (@PatWillis) July 28, 2014
#AskJesus With Romans power behind them, are Chelsea nailed on to win the league? Or do you think Man City can rise again to win it?
— Adam Lowe (@adamBFC89) July 28, 2014
How does it feel playing against Moses in the Premier League? #AskJesus
— The Ombeardsman (@Atomic_Moog) July 28, 2014
You fed 5,000 with five loaves and two fish, so why didn’t you give Yaya a cake? #AskJesus
— Michael (@SouthernSofties) July 28, 2014
#ASKJESUS @MCFC @JNavas Did you decide to become a winger so that you could hang crosses up for other people?
— i.am.dicklaw™ (@AsTallAsHerEyes) July 28, 2014
#AskJesus Does licking the ball really help? pic.twitter.com/YOyI0TnSZG
— Darren Richman (@darrenrichman) July 28, 2014
@MCFC @Kingkeir @JNavas do you return from injury after just 3 days ?
— Ali Jamieson (@alijamieson) July 28, 2014
#ASKJESUS @MCFC @JNavas Is it difficult to hold a smartie with those holes in your hands?
— i.am.dicklaw™ (@AsTallAsHerEyes) July 28, 2014
Love that last one. So simple, so effective.
(Thanks to Pies fan @Ringo11Lee for the tip-off)