By Chris Wright
Some say love, it is a river,
That drowns the tender reed.
Some say love, it is Chris Smalling,
Who leaves your knees to bleed.
Some say love, it is a hunger,
An endless aching need.
Mario says love, it is a flower,
And the Liverpool fans in the front row on Sunday its only seed.
Judging by the top photo, it must’ve been Superman’s day off.
In all seriousness, those fans probably prevented a wound-up Balotelli from joining his captain in time-out corner.
That said, he still found time for a little United trolling after the game…
Naughty naughty.