By Chris Wright
Gentlemen, set your phasers to eye-watering. Here’s Borussia Dortmund right-back Lukasz Piszczek giving the upright a good, hearty ‘Phil Babbing’ against Hannover – presented in glorious HD slow motion for your viewing pleasure…
*Gip*
We suggest Mr Piszczek checks his peas after that one.
(Video: 101GG)