By Chris Wright
Ah, Dennis Bergkamp. Let me count the ways in which I adore thee you graceful Aerophobic silkworm. I just want to climb inside you and live inside your svelte lining like an unworthy hermit in an exquisite Dutch sleeping bag.
To celebrate the Iceman’s 43rd birthday today, here’s all 120 0f his Arsenal goals…
Need more Bergkamp? How about all 116 of his Arsenal assists in the space of 13 minutes? That do ya?
What a beautiful, beautiful man.
It’s also Sylvain Wiltord’s birthday today, but…y’know…he’s not Dennis Bergkamp is he?