Football Mysteries: Why Is Denilson’s Head So Small?
By Ollie Irish

Denilson has the smallest head of any Premier League footballer. That’s a cold, hard fact.
But why? I reckon it’s because he was deprived of key nutrients whilst growing up in the poverty-stricken favelas of Sao Paulo. Or maybe his shirt is a few sizes too big.
Why do you think Denilson has the smallest head of any Premier League footballer?

















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Smallest head in The Championship must go to Shola Ameobi.
It is, in fact, a Malteser.
Because he has a massive pecker.
shawn wright phillips head is the smallest