By Chris Wright
While the rest of the Arsenal squad spent their day repeatedly jogging around London Colney, Mesut Ozil – granted extended leave by his club due to his extended run at the World Cup – was knee-deep in a major rager at a nightclub in Las Vegas.
Earlier in the week, Ozil was invited along as a VIP guest to a club night hosted by apparently famous (and definitely hairy) house DJ Steve Aoki, who documented the pair’s evening via a series of photos uploaded to his Instagram account the following day.
It all started innocently enough with a bit of totally radical jumping…
However, it didn’t take long for things to get out of hand and Ozil, in a moment of reckless baked goods-based abandon, tipped a large cake over a group of innocent revellers from atop the DJ booth – killing several and injuring many more*…
We bet the cleaners were over the bloody moon when they came in to find that thing splattered everywhere!
No-one ever thinks of the cleaners.
(*this isn’t entirely true)