By Chris Wright
Here we have Cesc Fabregas, busy dodging all of Arsenal’s pre-season shenanigans in order to gadabout, pow-wowing in the gardens at 10 Downing Street with his new high-falutin’ friends – namely Spanish prime minister Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero and his British counterpart, old wibble-wobble flubber cheeks himself, David Cameron…
“So, Cesc…wibble…big society…wobble…cuts…weeble…NHS…”
Cesc was actually pressing the flesh at Cameron’s gaff to mark the graduation of a batch of young’ns involved in the Street League Football Academy – a charity that helps young urchins, ne’er-do-wells and scallywags change their lives through football.
So there you go.