Snapshot: Daniel Agger Gets ‘Frimponged’ To Within An Inch Of His Life

Chris Wright

24th, August 2011


By Chris Wright

With tongues firmly entrenched in cheeks, there is a campaign afoot (most notably over on fledgling Arsenal blog Spend Some F**king Money) to get the word ‘Frimpong’ and all it’s derivatives into the dictionary as a ‘doing word’, e.g:

frimpong – definition


1. to patrol any given territory (e.g the middle of a field) and dispatch trespassers with uncompromising force.

2. to bugger up any chances of salvaging a retrievable situation by being disqualified from participating due to complete lack of intelligence and/or mental fortitude.

Example: here we see Daniel Agger being frimponged to within an inch of his life…

Think of it as being a slightly less fatal version of being ‘Shawcrossed’ or ‘De Jonged’.

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  1. John says:

    He did get the ball, just took a Viking bitch with him.

  2. goonerdan says:

    He’s strong, He’s quick, he’s not a greedy prick, Emmanuel! Emmanuel!

  3. :) says:

    nah leave shawcross alone. you can tell he was genuinely going fr the ball when he did what he did to wilshere, it wasn’t just total recklessness-the ball got moved at the last second and some freakish bad luck was involved.

    de jong…yeah not so much.

  4. deckard says:

    frimpong: stupid name, stupider fucktard. disgraceful to get sent off in your first game for arsenal. just another headless chicken/mediocre footballer a la muntari, diaby, obi mikel etc

  5. Markell says:

    He’d better count himself as lucky he DIDNT get De Jonged!

  6. borne says:

    he seemed so spastic when he squared off with henderson over that obvious liverpool throw in. the lights are on but nobodys home

  7. Patrick says:

    ha! love it.

    @deckard: you’re an idiot. cheers.

  8. Scott says:

    @ :) it was ramsey, not wilshere.

    This is quality though, me and my mates still shout “ryan shawcross!” or “nigel de jong!” when going in for a tackle.

  9. wolfinho says:

    @deckard: that is the weirdest form of racism i’ve heard in some time, and i’m on the internet.

    as for frimponging, yes, i believe i can add that to my everyday lexicon. but i would go light on the ‘lack of intelligence’ part. it was merely a showing of lackluster mental fortitude by a could-be bright player for arsenal in the future.

  10. MrJCB77 says:

    Agger, “That pound coin is mine!!!”. :)

  11. Ben C says:


  12. Finally, Arsenal find themselves an answer to Karl Henry.

  13. Varun says:

    No one comes close to the Karate Dejong Kid.

    When do Arsenal meet ManCity, will be super to watch these 2 get at each other.

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