C-Ron’s tan reaching dangerous levels The Offside has noticed, brilliantly, that C-Ron is turning into an Oompa Loompa, and we don’t disagree. He’s also starting to look like a Guido. If you’re not aware of Guidos (see photo, left, for example), Urban Dictionary describes them as follows: “A sad pathetic excuse for a male; not [...]

Fat-Ron shows off latest clown suit I find it difficult to believe that AC Milan would take a gamble on the clownish Ronaldinho, even at a cut-price £16.6m – a couple of years ago, he would have cost three times that much, at least. I mean, look at the state of him. He be Crunk’d [...]

Her fez seems familiar For me, Fenella remains one of the scariest children’s characters ever created – something about the shrieking Welsh accent and living in a giant steam kettle, I think. Much like Fenella, Forlan has the capacity to suddenly disappear…

Spurs’ new wonderboy looks a lot like Dutch legend Let’s get this SLAL out of the way before the new season begins. It’s been said before, and we’ll say it again: Modric does bear more than a passing resemblence to the great Dutchman, both physically and in terms of playing style. [Via Luka Modric fans]

The name’s Frank… Fat Frank If you squint, and close one eye, then Lamps could just about double for buff 007. I know F-Wank is not fat, not at all, but compared with the ultra-trim Craig, he looks like he could lose an inch or two around the waist. Thanks to Pies reader Jack for [...]

Iceman, meet Madman More Shit Lookalikes

Camo’s Corrie doppelganger

He’s got no strings to hold him down, but that nose must weigh a fair bit

Tony Soprano’s enforcer vs Roberto Donadoni’s enforcer FURIO FACT! He’s one of the rare Sopranos characters that have been written out of the series without being killed. More lookalikes

Under-pressure Italian coach and maverick frontman share hair DNA The resemblance is uncanny. [Via When Saturday Comes]

Czech Republic fan tries to recreate that Petr Cech look The likeness is uncanny. If Cech ever turns to the bottle – as he might want to do, after last night’s error-ridden performance – then he knows now how he will look, with stubble and a few extra kilos around the waist. Poor Petr.

With the new ball flying all over the place and causing havoc for defenders and goalkeepers, if you’re taking a shot at Euro 2008 it makes sense to use the force.

German midfielder vs lead singer of Reef Remember Reef? They’re defunct now, but still marginally famous thanks to their one big pop hit, “Place Your Hands”, which was customised by Chris Evans for TFI Friday (“It’s Your Letters”). Anyway, their lead singer, Gary Stringer, always reminds me of Torsten Frings.

A Swiss role player

Not only is Kobi Kuhn a Jack Lemmon lookalike, there is also a good chance that he is a Grumpy Old Man after Switzerland were eliminated from Euro 2008.

The name says Pig farmer, but the hair says skunk-a-like

It’s time to go Beenhak To The Future, Pies fans, for Poland’s Dutch coach Leo Beenhakker is Christopher Lloyd’s Shit Lookalike twin. Just call him Doc Leo. The only question is can he go back in time and make his players defend a bit deeper in last night’s match against Germany?

Ahoy there, ye land lubbers. The Czech Republic’s buccaneering defender is a bit of a lookalike for Johnny Depp’s Pirates of the Caribbean character.

Boro’s forgotten star versus Jeff Daniels’ retard Thanks to Pies reader Dan Chubb for this one. More Shit Lookalikes

Liverpool’s least glamourous Spice Boy vs Peter Sellers Aptly, this is one of the strangest lookalikes we’ve ever run. Spotter’s badge to Emmet Farragher.

Palermo’s slaphead must be bored with “are you that Diesel fella?” question This is almost too good for a Shit Lookalike, but we’ll take anything these days. Spotter’s badge to Marco from mCalcio, one of the best Serie A blogs out there. Seen any good Shit Lookalikes recently? Send us an email or leave a [...]

New London Mayor looks a bit like Man Utd reserve keeper Spotter’s badge to Pies reader Dan. Nice work. Seen any good Shit Lookalikes recently? Send us an email or leave a comment with your shout.

Me me me me me, says Reading striker One’s a relegated ginger striker; the other is a Muppet. So that makes them both Muppets, I guess. (Thanks to Chringle for the suggestion.) Seen any good Shit Lookalikes recently? Send us an email or leave a comment with your shout.

Our favourite Prem lookalikes from the last season Dirk Kuyt and Rocky from Mask Petr Cech and Captain Yamato Cristiano Ronaldo and Astro Boy

Peter Martin is probably most famous for playing Joe Carroll in sitcom The Royle Family. In the programme, Joe is the browbeaten husband of a hyperactive Irishwoman. In a bizarre case of life imitating art, his Shit Lookalike Giovanni Trapattoni is about to find out what life with an over expectant Irish mistress is like.

Well, as close to official as you can get when the source is the Daily Star! Apparently, Match of the Day presenter and former England star Gary Lineker is being lined up to play the role of Dumbo by a top American photographer. The famously jug-eared forward is wanted by snapper Annie Leibovitz to play a key role in her Disney Dream Portrait Series. The project will see celebrities including David Beckham, Roger Federer and Beyoncé playing different Disney cartoon characters. (Wait it gets even better…)