Miscellaneous
Is this really Umbro’s new red England away kit for the 2010 World Cup?
December 8th, 2009Leaked pics claim to show new England away kit for next summer’s World Cup
Links: Pavlyuchenko to Arsenal, Top 10 football masseurs, Macheda’s tanned WAG
December 8th, 2009Link love
Darius Vassell’s poignant blog reveals a homesick man
December 8th, 2009The loneliness of the long-distance striker
Links: David Ginola poses nude, Liverpool want Ruud Van Nistelrooy, Diego Forlan to Spurs?
November 26th, 2009Stuff you might like
Football Links: Gordon Banks v Pele, Liverpool want Giovinco, Cheryl Cole’s calendar
November 18th, 2009Delicious and nutritious mouse food
Top 10 links of the day: 5 August, 2009
August 5th, 20091. Barcelona to make £12m bid for Jonny Evans? Nah, can’t see it. [@ Football Corner] 2. Who Ate All the Pies ranks second in the bloggers’ league! Does that mean we qualify for the bloggers’ Champions League? [@ Twofootedtackle] 3. Freddie Ljungberg’s migraine: “I couldn’t see my boots.” [@ Sounders FC blog] 4. Sir [...]
Quote of the day: Ian Holloway is the new Blackpool manager (and he’s still speaking glorious nonsense)
May 26th, 2009Hollers is back, and about time too “What I wanna do now is relationships. You see, the way I look at it, I almost had an affair… I ran off with another bird, didn’t I? Which was Leicester and she didn’t like me, she didn’t want me, she threw me out. And I’d say sorry [...]
The Best Player in the World World Cup: David Villa v Gigi Buffon
May 18th, 2009Who’s more valuable: a great striker or a brilliant keeper? David Villa v Gigi Buffon (Group B) The second game in Group B is a David v Goliath match-up: little David Villa against the imposing massiveness of Gigi Buffon. Who you got? Vote below…
The Best Player in the World World Cup: Kaka v Diego
May 17th, 2009The opening fixture in Group B Kaka v Diego (Group B) (Group B: Kaka, Diego, David Villa, Gigi Buffon) Tough bracket, Group B, and we kick off with an all-Brazilian clash. Kaka’s form has dipped a bit since 2006/07, while Diego’s career is on the up -Â he has been superb for Werder Bremen in the [...]
Puerile quote of the day, starring Jermaine Beckford of Leeds United
May 14th, 2009Leeds striker complimented opposition defender “He tries to chat with you during the game. There were times on Saturday when he was complimenting me on my game saying things like ‘good header’ and ‘nice tackle’. “I didn’t know whether he was winding me up or trying to put me off but it was very strange. [...]
Follow Pies on Twitter!
May 8th, 2009Pies 2.0 has its own Twitter profile, of course. It’s the craze that’s sweeping the webnet, so I’m told by @StephenFry.
Pies: the Return of the King
April 30th, 2009Rumours of Who Ate All the Pies’ death were greatly exaggerated Return of the King…Â hmm, is that too cocky? Yeah, maybe that’s too cocky. But yes, Pies is about to make a comeback, and soon. Unlike Han Solo in that trash compactor, we have a good feeling about this. Hope you do too. Watch this [...]
Read Ollie’s new blog at BigSoccer!
January 8th, 2009For those of you who still check Pies every now and again, hoping that it’s started up again, sadly it hasn’t. That’s not to say there’s zero chance Pies 2.0 will ever kick off, but probably not in the short-term. Boo, hiss etc. But I do now have my own football blog, so if you [...]
We think it’s all over…
September 3rd, 2008Come in Pies, your 90 minutes is up To those of you wondering about the recent inactivity on Pies, it’s only fair to put you in the picture: In its current form, as published by Shiny Media, Pies is no more. I won’t go into the reasons why – I’m just the editor, and the [...]
Football Shorts: Michael Chopra checks into rehab, Steven Gerrard is crocked, Arshavin move back on, and more
August 28th, 2008Some little news snippets to keep you going until dinner
They tried to make him go to rehab and Michael Chopra said yes, yes, yes [Mirror]
Football shorts: Parsnip crisps, Ribery as Pacino, ugly kits, crazy shirt numbers
July 23rd, 2008This morning’s soccer-shaped snacks Football gastronomy English clubs ditch the sloppy pies and Bovril, and replace them with parsnip crisps and fresh pasta. [Guardian] Shit Lookalikes Franck Ribery as Al Pacino in The Godfather. Nope, we don’t see it. [The Spoiler] Kit Parade Top 5 worst football shirts for the new Premier League season. One [...]
There’s Only One: Phil Masinga
July 10th, 2008Bringing yesteryear’s sticker album randoms into the 21st century
Take part in The Big Kick!
June 27th, 2008With Euro 2008 reaching final fever pitch, why not take part in your own football game this Sunday? At 11.00am on Sunday 29th June dads and their kids all over the country will be grabbing a ball and kicking it around for a nationwide BIG KICK. Get involved wherever you are or come along to [...]




Piers Morgan On Twitter, The 'Highlights' – The FCF
Goodbye And Good Luck: European Football Weekends – The Last Post
January Transfer Window Horseshit Infographic – Bootiful Game
Umbro's New Universitario De Deportes Home Shirt Is Beautiful – TBG
Sexual Adventures Of Demarcus La Shonda – Fitba Thatba
A Year In Non-League Football Photos – Pitch Invasion
Who The Big Four (And Liverpool) Should Sign In January – The FCF
Top 5 Footballing Candidates For Prime Minister – OTP
Why Belgium Will Win The 2018 World Cup – SOTB
Top 10 Goalie Goals – The Coin Toss