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Songs & Chants

Shh! I’m trying to watch the football

One of the best unofficial England songs

It’s back…

Have no fear, Capello’s here…

Initial verdict? It’s no ‘World In Motion’

Kopites get stuck into Sunderland’s well-endowed gaffer

Ex-Scotland international enjoys messing about on the wheels of steel

Arsenal striker to star in ‘The Danish Way To Rock’

On Guitar… Tomas Rosicky

March 2nd, 2010

Arsenal star rocks out with singer wearing Liverpool shirt

Can you watch the whole damned video without cringing?

‘Ball ball ball, footie footie footie!’

Sky Sports admits muting offensive chants

If Football’s Coming Home in 2010, it’s doing so without a backing track

Will United fans respond to a gentle blast of Fergie’s hairdryer?

Smell my cheese you mother

Patrice Evra is an iPod Nazi

August 19th, 2009

Bow down and tremble at these mad Photoshop skills. Ahem So apparently Evra is an iPod Nazi. (That’s OK, Patrice – so am I.) According to our chums at The Spoiler, the feisty Frenchman has appointed himself Man Utd’s official DJ-in-residence: “I enjoy the role very much. Before the match I sit down in my […]

“Spurs are on their way to Wembley, Tottenham’s gonna do it again.” You know Ossie’s thinking: “What the fuck am I doing here?” Fair play to Ardiles though, for playing the role of “dumb foreigner who can’t pronounce Tottenham like what the English does” (he even called his autobiography “Ossie’s Dream”). Today however, Ossie’s role […]