Bristol Rovers Player Caught Short, Literally Takes The P*ss In Front Of Corby Town Fans

Alan Duffy

18th, November 2011

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By Alan Duffy


Bristol Rovers’ Memorial Stadium, scene of the crime

Reports that Bristol Rovers midfielder Jordan Goddard relieved himself in front of visiting Corby Town fans during their recent FA Cup game are now being investigated by the Pirates.

The game took place on November 12th, and according to eye-witnesses, the 18-year-old Rovers player decided to urinate near the corner flag, right in front of visiting fans, while he was warming up. Goddard eventually made his first-team debut in the 3-1 win for Bristol.

In an interview with BBC Radio Bristol, Corby fan James Crawford said: “There was three or four of them warming up and then one lad just pulled himself out and urinated on the floor, right in front of us.”

“There was a lot of people shouting at him but he just looked over and started laughing.”

Avon and Somerset police are also now looking into the claims.

Is Goddard the new Mario Balotelli?!

Anyway, in case the young lad is feeling bad about his public weeing, he can take comfort in the fact that sometimes even top class internationals get caught short, such as Jens ‘loony’ Lehmann (see below).

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  1. Murray says:

    If I remember correctly, wasn’t there a US Soccer player who did something similar during the 2002 World Cup?

  2. Tom says:

    I don’t think it was during the World Cup but Landon Donovan is pretty well disliked for taking a wee on the Azteca pitch before a game.

  3. DJ says:

    Murray – I think that was DaMarcus Beasley that did that one at the World Cup.

    Memorial Ground may as well be used as a toilet considering a shit/piss poor team play there.

  4. C says:

    Ok, I know most of you Brits are prude as hell. I can almost understand that you censor the word cunt, but seriously… P*ss?

  5. WildScotsman6 says:

    Lehman… mental.. during the game no doubt. I dunno about him, but I can’t just cut it short like that. haha!

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