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Horror Hair: Pierre Aubameyang’s Asymmetrical Ginger Fronds

By Chris Wright

Gabon striker Pierre Eymerick Aubameyang has been catching the eye at the Africa Cup of Nations, not only for his stellar performances but also for his incredibly uninhibited choice in follicular arrangement, opting for a ginger Mohawk formation that is pitched firmly halfway between looking ‘out-bloody-rageous’ and ‘like the matted hair that tends to accumulate in and around the wrong end of a dog’.

He’s even gone and shaved a rusty-coloured sheriff’s badge-style design into the left flank…

…while favouring a sweet ass zig-zag on the right…


Super smug Neymar says:

“Ain’t nothing till you can feel it between your shoulder blades brah!”

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By Chris on February 3rd, 2012 in Horror Hair. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

6 Responses to “Horror Hair: Pierre Aubameyang’s Asymmetrical Ginger Fronds”

  1. Davy says:

    Good luck wit Derby this weekend Chris….

  2. Lukass says:

    That star really is terrible, looks like a 3-year-old barber did his haircut, also super smug Neymar is brilliant, he should definitely feature in other horror hair posts…

  3. Scott says:

    Is smug Neymar the successor to camp drog?

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